You can spunk in my face

Each time you have sex, you ejaculate well, hopefully , and all that jizz needs to go somewhere. And just as you have your favorite place to finish when you hit it raw, every woman has her own preference on where she wants you to bust that nut Since this is a compelling topic that deserves to be explored thoroughly, the folks at Bad Girls Bible surveyed men and women on their ejaculation preferences in a survey called "Come Here Often? Or skeet maps, if you will.

One of those hacks that you may or may not have heard of involves semen, and rubbing it all over your face in the name of a dewy glow and skin that never ages a day past Or is just a moron. Actual semen facials exist,but are basically B. Certain terrifying corners of the beauty blogosphere have gone as far as creating semen facial tutorial videos.

You missed my eye! He had, in fact, wanted to come on my face. The rise of popularity in facials is often attributed to porn. But then, any change in human sexual behaviour that came around the same time as the internet is automatically attributed to porn. Broadly speaking, the moment when fellatio became a central feature of sex was the film Deep Throat, a film which features a woman who had a clitoris in the back of her throat, therefore derives sexual pleasure from giving oral sex.

Though sperm is often associated with goings-on in the bedroom — spitting, swallowing, making babies — there are actually several uses for sperm that have nothing to do with sex. Take a look below at some of the pretty bizarre things you never knew you could do with sperm. While semen does have vitamins that help keep your teeth healthy, it might not contain those vitamins in concentrated enough amounts to actually make a difference. Any spa product containing spermine, an antioxidant found in semen, was undoubtedly derived from a version synthesized in a lab.