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We use cookies and other tracking technologies to improve your browsing experience on our site, show personalized content and targeted ads, analyze site traffic, and understand where our audiences come from. To learn more or opt-out, read our Cookie Policy. It's no secret that I am in camp "Move on from the Yao era. But Chris Mannix from Sports Illustrated posted quite an interesting tweet last night. I know that this is just my opinion and not the opinion of the majority, but why would they even consider this unless every single year of an extension is based off of performance incentives?


Yao’s Left Foot and the End of the Ming Dynasty




David Banner – Yao Ming Remix | Lyrics
Another stress fracture in his left ankle this past season turned out to be one too many for his Left Foot to take, and the pretense of returning back to full strength could no longer be sustained. Yao has called a press conference for July 20th , the man is done. Hardly an All-time Great However, no one should be surprised. His career scoring high was only 41 points , and his 19 point and 9 rebound game average over 8 seasons was substantial, if not spectacular. But certainly enough to justify the perennial All-Star selections that came his way during an era when talent in the center position dried up completely. Yao never made an All-NBA First Team he made the second and third team 5 times , was never selected as a regular season MVP, and never managed to get out of the second round in the playoffs. His Own Man Yao was and is more than the sum of his post-up moves and inconsistent interior defensive stops, as has always been apparent.



Yao Ming (feat. David Banner & Asap Rocky)
Verse 1: Chris Brown I'm a king, yes I'm a dime, nigger what you want And I'm off to Jager bombs, and I'm your daddy cause I pay your mom And it's hard to hate on niggers, when you the most hated on You know what, I don't give a fuck, your girl's pussy's my cologne And she's on my private jet, she says she wanna try that mile high Jungle better be shaved cause I ain't fucking wildlife And she's smoking loud right, can you here me now But she still be super high when my plane be touching down Can't tell me stop it cause I'm gon' cop it Anything you got my goons gone rob it Nigger it's my time and you can't clock it And I'm throwing racks, tell that nigger pop it And she the best dancer going hammer And this new girl way better What's my name, you know the answer Who did the beat? David-David Banner. Verse 2: David Banner It's all about my business, start collecting interests Fill my own wishlist so everyday it's Christmas I don't have no time to wait, I need my money with the quickness Ain't nothing like fast money, can I get a witness They say that I've been gone, now say what you mean Bitch, if I fell off I landed on the movie screen They think I'm off the scene, but it ain't what it seems They wonder why my self-esteem is called that Yao Ming My money coming in, that shit coming out You can gon' bump your guns, I put this pistol in your mouth Mississippi motherfucker, ho I'm from the south If you ain't talking 'bout no money, then bitch don't open up your mouth.





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